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Drink by Numbers!

In response to recentĀ allegations that Anheuser-Busch has been watering down its beerĀ to boost profits, my lab used gas chromatography with flame ion detection to determine if this was indeed the case. Our analyses suggest with greater than 99% certainty that Budweiser is, and shall remain, the king of beers. Beer lovers around the world can […]

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cos(b) says, “The kids today need to learn their mathematics, ya see!”

Mathematical proof that Bill Cosby is not square: