The Planetary Constitutional Convention is a deliberative process to stress-test and improve the current Earth Optimization instruction manual. Revisions must cover ten required governance functions, pass eleven constitutional constraints, and survive public adversarial review. The ratified revision becomes the current manual.

Every commissioner is appointed President of Earth Optimization Services on camera, given two metrics, and asked what they would do first. Each one inaugurates at least two successors. A binary tree reaches 8 billion in 33 generations.

Every guest is appointed President of Earth Optimization Services and asked how to optimize Earth using two metrics. Each one inaugurates at least two successors. Production guide: docs/funniest-show-production.md

One sheet. Two sides. Side 1: how to vandalize a closet. Side 2: what the recipient reads. Print it, tuck it in collars, repeat until war and disease have ended.

How to end war and disease through vandalism.

Congratulations, President: fewer wars, fewer boring funerals, and lots and lots of money are now yours to claim. Here is the future, the bill, and the assistant who comes with the job.

The formal instrument of your appointment as President and Chief Executive Officer of Earth Optimization Services. Yours to print and frame. No President of the United States has ever received one.

The ceremony script for commissioning a new President of Earth Optimization Services. Two questions, one commission, under two minutes.

Your employment contract for the most important job on Earth, which is fixing Earth. The good news: you already have the job. This is the part you sign.

A performance review and termination letter, addressed to every elected official with authority over military spending.