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The first commercially viable propulsion system powered entirely by a single startled domestic cat. 340% thermal efficiency. No fossil fuel. No patent. Build it freely.

Oxford spent $500 per patient, saved a million lives in 100 days, and the whole trial cost less than a single F-35 fighter jet. America spends $41,000 per patient. This is the proof that your species already knows how to do this.

How decentralized physician trials from 1883-1962 achieved 4 years/decade life expectancy gains, and what happened when the 1962 regulations replaced them with industry-controlled trials

A comprehensive breakdown of how little humanity invests in not dying, distinguishing broad "research" from actual cures.

Your destructive economy (military + cybercrime) is 12-15% of GDP and growing faster than your actual economy. The Soviet Union collapsed at 15-18%. You have about 15 years. Choose wisely.

Move 1% of the $2.7T bomb budget to medicine: $27.2B for trials, $114B saved from fewer explosions. Your worst case is the largest medical funding increase in history.

You run 200,000-year-old brain software optimized for hoarding rocks and fearing strangers. You've given it nukes. 5% of your decisions are conscious. Your amygdala handles the rest. This is your owner's manual.

You replace 330 billion cells daily, 3D-print windpipes, and reprogram skin into brain cells. Your body is a machine. Death is a maintenance failure. You've been writing poetry about it when you should have built a wrench.

46,000+ country-years of policy data. 3,500+ US state-years. Centuries of natural experiments we've never analysed. The OPG just asks: what worked? Then suggests doing that.