A public accountability primitive. Named individuals and institutions are assigned specific tasks (sign the treaty, embed the widget, fund the prize pool). A live death-counter runs next to every unfulfilled task. Anonymous inaction becomes named inaction, priced in humans per day.

One day a year, every human votes to make Earth 1% less irrational. The treaty percentage ratchets up another percent, and politicians who refused to sign become named entries on a public list.

The Planetary Constitutional Convention is a deliberative process to stress-test and improve the current Earth Optimization instruction manual. Revisions must cover ten required governance functions, pass eleven constitutional constraints, and survive public adversarial review. The ratified revision becomes the current manual.

Every commissioner is appointed President of Earth Optimization Services on camera, given two metrics, and asked what they would do first. Each one inaugurates at least two successors. A binary tree reaches 8 billion in 33 generations.

Every guest is appointed President of Earth Optimization Services and asked how to optimize Earth using two metrics. Each one inaugurates at least two successors. Production guide: docs/funniest-show-production.md

One sheet. Two sides. Side 1: how to vandalize a closet. Side 2: what the recipient reads. Print it, tuck it in collars, repeat until war and disease have ended.

How to end war and disease through vandalism.

Congratulations, President: fewer wars, fewer boring funerals, and lots and lots of money are now yours to claim. Here is the future, the bill, and the assistant who comes with the job.

The formal instrument of your appointment as President and Chief Executive Officer of Earth Optimization Services. Yours to print and frame. No President of the United States has ever received one.

The ceremony script for commissioning a new President of Earth Optimization Services. Two questions, one commission, under two minutes.